Joining the Mile High Club Just Got Easier…And Creepier
Posted by lindseyorlofsky
“Horny America.” It has a nice ring to it, no?
Because “mile high club” wannabes are exactly the types of people that this airline is going to attract, thanks to its new in-flight feature that allows passengers to engage in “mile high flirting.”
Yes…you read that correctly.
As if we don’t have enough anxieties to deal with when flying, now we have to worry about the creepy pervert sitting in 12D sending us wink faces using Virgin’s digital seat map and seat-to-seat messaging system.
And that’s not all…passengers will also have the option of sending over a drink, snack, or entire meal to anyone on the plane who’s caught their eye.
Um…IS THIS SOUL PLANE?
What’s next? Virgin America announcing that Snoop Dogg will be flying their aircrafts?
And if I was flying to Vegas for a bachelorette party…Virgin America just might be my airline of choice.
But can you imagine what this experience would be like if you were flying solo?
It can be hard enough to get out of an uncomfortable flirting situation in a bar….on the ground.
What are you supposed to do when you’re 30 thousand feet in the air, soaring above the clouds…with nowhere to escape?
And how is Virgin America going to accommodate all of these flirtatiously drunk passengers? Are there designated rooms to “get it on?”
And on another note…what is it about air travel that gets people in the mood? Is there something taboo about being in the sky?
Does the disconnection from the world below fuel us with so much confidence and curiosity that we allow ourselves to flirt with people we wouldn’t dare flirt with on the ground?
Do some people need to flee the atmosphere in order to explore their true sexuality?
I want to hear from YOU!
LOL (Lindsey Out Loud)
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Posted on May 13, 2013, in Lindsey On Love and tagged airplane, airplanes, dating, flight, flirting, flying, LOL, mile high club, romance, sex, snoop dog, soul plane, travel, virgin america. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.