Joining the Mile High Club Just Got Easier…And Creepier

VirginAmericaAirbus320neo1Virgin America should drop the word  “virgin” and replace it with something more fitting…like “horny.”

“Horny America.” It has a nice ring to it, no?

Because “mile high club” wannabes are exactly the types of people that this airline is going to attract, thanks to its new in-flight feature that allows passengers to engage in “mile high flirting.”

Yes…you read that correctly.

flightAs if we don’t have enough anxieties to deal with when flying, now we have to worry about the creepy pervert sitting in 12D sending us wink faces using Virgin’s digital seat map and seat-to-seat messaging system.

And that’s not all…passengers will also have the option of sending over a drink, snack, or entire meal to anyone on the plane who’s caught their eye.

Um…IS THIS SOUL PLANE?

What’s next? Virgin America announcing that Snoop Dogg will be flying their aircrafts?

soulplane-godfrey-snoop_1085713680Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m fascinated by the innovative ways technology is changing the realm of “dating” and “romance.”

And if I was flying to Vegas for a bachelorette party…Virgin America just might be my airline of choice.

But can you imagine what this experience would be like if you were flying solo?

It can be hard enough to get out of an uncomfortable flirting situation in a bar….on the ground.

What are you supposed to do when you’re 30 thousand feet in the air, soaring above the clouds…with nowhere to escape?

And how is Virgin America going to accommodate all of these flirtatiously drunk passengers? Are there designated rooms to “get it on?”

mile.highAre the bathrooms larger than the ones we see on average 747s?

And on another note…what is it about air travel that gets people in the mood? Is there something taboo about being in the sky?

Does the disconnection from the world below fuel us with so much confidence and curiosity that we allow ourselves to flirt with people we wouldn’t dare flirt with on the ground?

Do some people need to flee the atmosphere in order to explore their true sexuality?

I want to hear from YOU!

What are your thoughts on Virgin Atlantic’s seat-to-seat flirting system? 

LOL (Lindsey Out Loud)

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Marketer by day, blogger by night. LindseyOutLoud.com.

Posted on May 13, 2013, in Lindsey On Love and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. simply love it! you are a genius! :)

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